Make that a WEDGIE and some fries...-GOOOD STUFF TODAY!

HOLA Everyone- Good Evening to you all! I just wanted to share with you another speical Car Episode at work today and if you cant relate -YEA for you- you s---k -(you know what Im saying right :)) and if you have- soooo So Sorry to you also. Well, you know what its like when you get sweaty and you have no nylons on (cause those things are crazy )
A friction is created in your shoe- Im sure you are thinking- Wow this girl is startin fire in her shoes- like when you rub two sticks together to start a fire(hey Im no GS-lets be honest, I couldnt start it when I was one) - NO, my friends- Im talking squeak- BIG Squeak!
You know the kind that sounds like a pack of mice are farting their way out of your shoes, Well this kind of noise occured in my very shoes today- right as I was walking down the aisles of many quiet hard working employees and managers- it made people stop and turn around and see where the escapees were and I had to stop and start all the way down the aisles so as to not alert the media.
Well, this was not the only thing going on for me today- No, I was also blessed with wedgie underwear that kept on riding up my you know what all day- so if you can picture me walking, scrunching and squeaking ,walking some more and more scrunching,sqeaking and then stopping for the mice gas, then you have a pretty good indication of how my day went. This was the ultimate "WHEN is this friggin day gonna end" day. Luckily, Im liking my job so much, Im going back in for some more tomorrow.:)

PSSS- Side note- I told Craig about my shoes squeaking and he said I should wear some socks next time with my pumps- WOW-that would be entertaining for the staff as well, I might get collected at the door by security when trying to enter in tube socks and a stilletos :"

I owe I owe its off to work I go...

Hey Everyone, I finally have a minute to type some words to you as I started a new job AGAIN!. This job is pretty good I must say but also entertaining, Entertaining you ask... but work is so boring. If you know me, I will find fun where there is none :). Take for instance my lunch break, You know when you are new and there isnt anyone to sit with at lunch so you sit by yourself looking like the winner you feel you are (heehee) . Well the other day, I was bored and sitting alone and I decided to listen in on a conversation of some people nearby and I got a laugh and thought I would share where I found fun.
Ok so there are these 2 guys who were sitting around texting and talking and texting and talking and then they got on the subject of working out, one guys says to the other, " I take a 5 minute shower in the morning even if I took one the night before to wake up " and the other guy says, " If its longer than 5 minutes, its not a shower, its a bath, (Im thinking this guy is pretty ???? at this point) The other guy says" No, a bath is in the tub and a shower is standing up", the other guy then looks at him with disbelief ( I couldnt wait to hear what this other guy had to say-
Wow, I was bored right?) No, he says technically a shower is a light rinsing and furthermore its called a bath, they both start arguing back and forth about how a shower is light rain and a storm is a heavy washing and then to finish this off they take out their phones and start LOOKING IT UP-
Can you believe this- looking the meaning up- ONLY GUYS would argue about something so unbelievably lame (heehee) or some incredibly bored women :) and then look it up- I figured that these guys must be so bored or just from the IT department (heehee) They made my day when they looked over and I was crying, tears dripping from my eyes(laughter) like showers cause it was so stinkin stupid and I was bored enough to listen.