Make that a WEDGIE and some fries...-GOOOD STUFF TODAY!

HOLA Everyone- Good Evening to you all! I just wanted to share with you another speical Car Episode at work today and if you cant relate -YEA for you- you s---k -(you know what Im saying right :)) and if you have- soooo So Sorry to you also. Well, you know what its like when you get sweaty and you have no nylons on (cause those things are crazy )
A friction is created in your shoe- Im sure you are thinking- Wow this girl is startin fire in her shoes- like when you rub two sticks together to start a fire(hey Im no GS-lets be honest, I couldnt start it when I was one) - NO, my friends- Im talking squeak- BIG Squeak!
You know the kind that sounds like a pack of mice are farting their way out of your shoes, Well this kind of noise occured in my very shoes today- right as I was walking down the aisles of many quiet hard working employees and managers- it made people stop and turn around and see where the escapees were and I had to stop and start all the way down the aisles so as to not alert the media.
Well, this was not the only thing going on for me today- No, I was also blessed with wedgie underwear that kept on riding up my you know what all day- so if you can picture me walking, scrunching and squeaking ,walking some more and more scrunching,sqeaking and then stopping for the mice gas, then you have a pretty good indication of how my day went. This was the ultimate "WHEN is this friggin day gonna end" day. Luckily, Im liking my job so much, Im going back in for some more tomorrow.:)

PSSS- Side note- I told Craig about my shoes squeaking and he said I should wear some socks next time with my pumps- WOW-that would be entertaining for the staff as well, I might get collected at the door by security when trying to enter in tube socks and a stilletos :"

I owe I owe its off to work I go...

Hey Everyone, I finally have a minute to type some words to you as I started a new job AGAIN!. This job is pretty good I must say but also entertaining, Entertaining you ask... but work is so boring. If you know me, I will find fun where there is none :). Take for instance my lunch break, You know when you are new and there isnt anyone to sit with at lunch so you sit by yourself looking like the winner you feel you are (heehee) . Well the other day, I was bored and sitting alone and I decided to listen in on a conversation of some people nearby and I got a laugh and thought I would share where I found fun.
Ok so there are these 2 guys who were sitting around texting and talking and texting and talking and then they got on the subject of working out, one guys says to the other, " I take a 5 minute shower in the morning even if I took one the night before to wake up " and the other guy says, " If its longer than 5 minutes, its not a shower, its a bath, (Im thinking this guy is pretty ???? at this point) The other guy says" No, a bath is in the tub and a shower is standing up", the other guy then looks at him with disbelief ( I couldnt wait to hear what this other guy had to say-
Wow, I was bored right?) No, he says technically a shower is a light rinsing and furthermore its called a bath, they both start arguing back and forth about how a shower is light rain and a storm is a heavy washing and then to finish this off they take out their phones and start LOOKING IT UP-
Can you believe this- looking the meaning up- ONLY GUYS would argue about something so unbelievably lame (heehee) or some incredibly bored women :) and then look it up- I figured that these guys must be so bored or just from the IT department (heehee) They made my day when they looked over and I was crying, tears dripping from my eyes(laughter) like showers cause it was so stinkin stupid and I was bored enough to listen.

6:50 and counting... BORED r you?

Im bored out of my mind cause Im still sick and now Im just tired of being sick so I thought I would write to keep myself entertained and if you are bored like me you will now have some thrilling material to read :)
Im on new antibiotics that hopefully dont kill off the last of my uberbugfighting abilities my body has waged against all the other crap I have caught lately. Sorry for being loopy (its from the cough medicine-did anyone ever try this thing called codeine it's wonderful) really it may not be from the meds and that Im just loopy but you know me so let's go with the meds just to appease my sense of right in the world. So I have been laying in bed all day drugged out and getting up every so often to throw in another laod of laundry -wow, I need to get better- Im currently very popular in my house-snoring so loud my dogs moved into the other room and posted a sign on the door that states "GUARD DOGS-DO NOT ENTER if you have a big nose and are called MOM" and my kids have their ipods in their ears just to sleep and swear that they still can hear me over their music under 4 covers and their fans on, My own husband is sleeping with his feet in my face and ipod in hand also and the guinea pig is now my only friend- Im sure she only likes me for my fresh veggies and Im being used by a furry animal but we all need some love from someone even if it only weighs
3 lbs and squeaks like a pig when she sees me- I know she appreciates me for me (wow pretty sad, Im loved by a rodent named after a pig)

Oh yeah- Im sure there are many of you who are reading this piece of entertainment beyong mind blowing boring who have been sick like this with a cough that just wont get the hint but Im pretty sure you have never had a cough that the neighbors hear for miles and as it echos out into our canyon- the HOA president is already typing up a letter to inform me that my snores are not soothing to the general public of Long Canyon and the coyotes are getting confused by it and heading in all the the wrong directions and its messing up the balance of life. Ill let you know when Im well and off these drugs,just a thought... maybe the crows arent all staring at me in awe- CAW CAW- I sound like a long lost relative.

The Little Things

HI again,
I know I just posted last night but Im feeling the writing bug and when that happens, Watch out! I may talk about anything or anyone- nothing is sacred :) . I have to get it out of my system so bear with the wierd thoughts or divine words typed from these small hands (if you are a fan, its divine, if not-just wierd and that's ok) You might get something out of this one or not,
Im just spouting thoughts and I love to hear from my friends, kinda like a open form feedback and I welcome them all!
So here is my thought for the day... We take for granted so often the little things in life. Take for instance today for me, I went to the Dr thinking I was dying for the millionth time( my deepest fear) and he did not confirm my deepest fear, but told me that Im alive and well and have to continue with my commitment I made to get my act together and be responsible and change how Ive been living. I know its a sick thing to want to leave this world and leave all behind but I know what is waiting for me in heaven and it sounds better every day. The thing is today was different, I left the office looking at the little things I take for granted like the shiny bugs that distract and the warm fall breeze at my back , the chance to spend time with my teens afterschool to see them grow when so many work 2 jobs just to feed their children even now the dirty dishes dont look so daunting. My laundry waved at me again as I passed it in the hall but today, I will make the effort to kindly fold their arms and put them in the rooms to get filed away by their owners. Other little things...listening to my daughter hammer out a tune on the piano or sqeak her latest tune on her clarinet, the sound of the air conditioner's hum as I type, my son skyping away upstairs studying for his AP Bio test, these are the little things and although there are so many things to complain about in this crazy world, with crazed drivers in this hood and expensive coffee places I cant afford anymore, I wouldnt trade a day for its the little things in life, we take for granted until one day we cant do them and this life is truly over.
So today even though I read about all the disasters pending on the news, I will look for the good where I can find it and even find some funny stuff (like dancing marengue dogs) if I take the time to really open my eyes and see life with different specs on, a new vison of what life is really about and what we can make of it, Move on from my sorry circumstances and know God has blessed my life each moment Im allowed breath from these fat lungs of mine. I love you all, until the next time- Sayonara

Long Time No C (as in me)

Hey Everyone,
I had to write to let you know that Im still alive and well and living in this crazy town. I know you ask, where have you been and I must tell you that I have missed writing my blog but have either been 1) too sick to write (stupid summer flu bug) or 2) too pooped to put words to paper. This summer has been so full Im not sure where I went but I think it has been fun. We went to a few bball tournies as par for the course with basketball kids Oh, I saw some awesome sight that included a tour of the emergency room in LV while we were there when Mia hurt her ankle in the first 5 min of her first game.
We spent a week entertaining a visiting child from Japan who was either mute or extremly shy and put together with my son the next Emmy Awards introducer and it gets you complete and utter silence- Oh take that back- it was me who used all her fine Japanese language skills especially when we went to the shoe store and I show him a shoe and tell him it is "muy lighto". I like to say he understood but the only person who understood me and just bout peed his pants laughing was my son who happened to be listening.
I got so sick before our noisy neighbor from Japan arrived that when it came to entertaining I left Craig to do some of it, leave it to him to teach them how to fold up paper at a fine resturant and play finger football yelling score everytime it went on their lap or through his goal. The mother and brother who came along from Japan must have been thinking "wow, we came all the way to the US" for this? Hey but we taught them so many other things- like- how to eat a RED HOT fireball candy and survive, how to pick up bacon after they tried to use a fork to pick it up off the plate- I was tempted to see how long they would push the fatty string of piggy around the plate before giving up but found mercy and showed them they could pick it up. Or when they tried pancakes and I almost gave them ketchup just to see their reaction. I know what you are thinking, but Im just messing wit you! I could never do that.
Here is the funniest thing about this small part of the summer- we get an email saying how much they enjoyed their time from the brother of our homestay and he says that they all enjoyed their time here in the US and liked the whole Sasaki family but he likes Mia in a different way, heee hee when we told Mia, she pretty much freaked out. HEy maybe we will still have good relations with Japan after this visit, I was afraid we might have left a bad impression after I got the mom drunk off one margarita!

Will write more when I get a chance! See you soon!

Hope you dont MIND...

Hi Everyone, its been awhile so I thought I would jot down a thought or two to share with my fans :) heehee (wish it were so)
Throughout the years of my life (and no it hasnt been recently) I have been told by a few psychiatrist that my diagnosis is the following:
bi-polar- duh didnt need a dr. to tell me that
schizo- should have warned my friends about this one but it makes it more fun when they are unaware (oops, not anymore)
mildly depressed- oh wait- that would be mildly not happy
anxious- WOW!- this I had to see a Dr to tell me- I never noticed :)

After all the professional opinions, I have decided that this is why it makes it so hard to write this book of mine I have been dreaming about getting published one day. Dreaming about it with all my minds laboring over what this book should be about makes me tired and then the anxious side of me tells the schizo side to shut up and then my feelings gets hurt and Im crying but later (about 5 minutes top) later Im happy again - my bi polar self has emerged, Oh man!@, to go from sad to mad to happy and then to start this whole vicious cycle again, its amazing I can get my pajamas on at night much less write the novel of the century. No wonder I walk around with sandals that dont match, its only expressing who Iam on the inside with a slight shout out to the world. I will write more in the morn. Im tired and have an actual job so I need my beauty rest to scare you all tomorrow.

No Offense but....

We all know when someone starts off their sentences with,"No Offense" it pretty much means be prepared to be crapped on and then asked to step in some of it with your barefeet, but with all good intentions right? I say "dogdoo" to the good intentions , All it means is someone is going to say things about me that Im not going to like and I have to stand there with my goofy smile and say "of course, none taken" while they spew their words of wisdom that I didnt ask for in any way shape or form or circle or quadrahexagon (does that even exist?)

Take for instance if Im wearing the wrong color muumuu with my zebra print sandals with holes in them with my unpainted toenails, I meant to go out in public wearing this, I know it looks riiidiculous but my current wardrobe dresser from the set is off again today, so bear with me. When I go out the door with my hair in a hat again for the 10 billionth time, I did not miss my appt with Sissypants, I just chose to wear a stinkin hat ponytail and all! Oh and the larger you are does not mean the harder your hard candy coating is on your heart when someone tells you are so cute and roly poly" leave that comment to the round black bugs on the sidewalk please!
By the way on another note... No, I dont want to take a hula dance class with all you skinny girls (heehee) I might have to show off my belly ring (even if I had one, Im pretty sure I couldnt find it lost in the blubber where my bellybutton resides).
Wait, lets talk about weight comments, you do not make me motivated, contrary to your brlliant opinion (yes that includes my own loving mom)
it only wants to make me strangle your small scrawney neck (heehee) Im a work in progress and the only comments I need to hear, I do hear...
from myself in the form of denial, spitting and coughing up phlem and pity parties in my mirror everyday and that is all, UNBELIEVABLE AS YOU MAY FIND THIS- your words cannot make me or motivate me, only until I want to find my skinny self (Sung to the tune of "oh,where oh where has my little dog gone")to CHOSE to wear color cooordinated clothing and cute earrings and matching sandals does this make any sense. I love you all but NO Offense.
This blog is not written to anyone in particular( so stop thinking its you :) . I need to love me and I start today when I make up my mind to say- NO OFFENSE is the biggest OFFENSE of all!
In reality after writing this down ( during this short time of producing this blog) I came to the BiPolar conclusion that I hate "no offense" but love you all for loving me enough to give me crap( that would be the doggydoodoo :)
This chick has not given up yet. I have God on my side and I will fight this offense till I come out of it with happy hair and good cholesterol even if you dont make any more SUGGESTIONS.